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{ ALRIGHT FOLKS, LISTEN HERE. This is DUKE FUCKING NUKEM. You ever played the games? That's what you'ev got to expect, PLUS the comics (namely the Duke Nukem Forever comic that came out with the game). Let's get something straight-- Duke's a dick, a satirical "hero guy" caricature, but I'm not tasteless. He's like he is in those comics; he's got shitty comments but he's got beliefs, too. Fascism is evil, everyone deserves rights, gals are hot, all that good stuff. If you're here looking for some diskhorse, you're not gonna get it. This is all in good fun, and if I feel like any of y'all mean otherwise, I'm droppin' ya.

Have fun and enjoy the garbage man that is DUKE GODDAMN NUKEM. }